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Reviewed by Teri:
Regina - Catherine Mary Stewart
Synopsis Reggie works at the theater where everyone eagerly awaits the comet. She spends the night in the projection booth with boyfriend, Larry. Morning finds a ravaged earth. Only those few like Reg and a group of (?) scientists who, foreseeing the disaster, took to an underground bunker are alive to see it. Larry is quickly disposed of by a strange mutant creature. Reggie manages to escape and heads for home across an eerie, empty LA. The streets are cloaked in a strange, red smog. At home, she discovers sister Sam was lurking all night in the storage shed after a fight with their (evil) step-mother.
While Reggie and Hector bond, sister Sam plays with the radio equipment and gets a call from the scientists. They phone goes dead before she finds out where they are. The scientists are an odd group. The leader wants to bring survivors back to their facility but Audrey wants no part in it. She unwillingly joins the group headed to the city to look for our 3 heroes. Hector decides he has to go back home to San Diego to look for his family but he promises to return. (He's got the only two live women on planet earth - damn straight, he's coming back!!). In San Diego, we find out that Hector's a nice guy. He misses his mom and sadly collects family photos from the house. When he finds a 10 yr old hungry critter in the back yard, he can't shoot him and elects to run away. Meanwhile, Reggie and Sam miss their friends and need a little pick me up. Shopping anyone? (This is my dream come true - all LA to pick from and unlimited credit !!). Unfortunately, they have company, but it turns out our two ingenues are kickass army brats who know their way around automatic weaponry. They are captured by the ghouls but the scientists show up in the nick of time to save them.
Audrey injects Samantha with something to "help prevent the onset of ghoul-ism" and drifts off to sleep. Oscar's impressed, he didn't realize it would be so painless but Audrey's making him edgy. With good reason as it turns out - she calmly kills him. A Santa-suited Hector returns to the station to find Audrey - and a suicide note explaining everything (too bad they didn't explain it to me, I had NO idea what was going on here). Reggie's being given the third degree by the head scientist and gets suspicious when he puts on sunglasses in a dark room. He coldly informs her that her sister is dead. RED ALERT you just pissed off the wrong teenager. As Reggie runs rampant, Hector makes an appearance with a surprise in his trunk.
A cleansing rain restores the city and life is perfect when Sam finds a guy. The six survivors are left with the burden of civilization resting on their young shoulders. REVIEW Where to begin? Well.....let's start by suspending reality. If you can't do that, you won't make it past the credits. The premise is flawed in so many ways there is really no point in getting into it. It's not supposed to make sense anyway - it's just a silly comedy. Unfortunately, it's also not very funny. Samantha, in describing Hector says, "The last guy left alive [in LA] is either a gentleman or a fag - what are the odds?" As it turns out, they're pretty good. Hector is a real nice guy. These two sisters seem VERY close, I'm guessing they work out some "alternative arrangement" before very long. (Nope! - they surprised me with Sam's new guy at the end). The movie introduces yet another one of my fantasies - Robert Beltran and only one other woman on the face of the earth for him to copulate with (of course that's still probably one too many for me to stand a fighting chance but it's still better than the current odds :-D). This movie was cute. It had the potential to be funny, it just came up short. It sounds like a 1950's B movie and, to me, would have worked better if they'd done a very campy spoof. The parts I found the most amusing were probably not meant to be funny. The HAIR, the CLOTHING !! This movie is SOOOO 1980s it's almost painful. This movie also could have been a real edge of your seat thriller but again, it just didn't cut it. It's almost like the director wasn't sure what he wanted to do with it. Is it a comedy, is it a thriller, is it a tear-jerker? It had small moments of each but not enough of any of them to save the film. There's nothing offensive here but then again there's not much of anything here. Sorry folks but this one just didn't do it for me 2*
Review by Teri
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